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Friendship – No Sappy Stuff Allowed

A dear friend sent me this email about friendship. I also found it at:

My friend knows I don’t like those sappy emails about friendship. Well this one is not sappy, it is actually very funny. I hope you enjoy this list of 8 important things a real friend will do for you.

Friendship ~ None of that Sissy Shit

1. When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4. When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you’re NOT.

5. When you are worried ~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.

7. When you are sick~ Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.

8. When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I’ll help you up.