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Just Drive Your Car

I feel like I’m channeling Jerry Seinfeld with this blog today. What’s with people brushing their teeth while driving their car? Do they have a toothbrush holder in their console? Where do they rinse and spit? Do I even want to know the answer to that question?

If you have never seen this before, it is definitely one of those double take things. You wonder what is that person doing? – hand motions all around their mouth, and then you see the toothbrush.

I guess I am old fashioned. I listen to the radio. I drink out of my water bottle or powder my nose at stop lights. I write down directions before I go somewhere so I don’t need to use my cell phone as a microscopic GPS system.

So if you are doing something in your car that would make someone say “ick, yuck or gross” guess what? WE CAN SEE YOU!

Just one more thing about drivers. I was at a stop light the other day. A lady in a Mercedes tapped the back of the truck I was driving. I got out and asked her if she was ok. I checked for damage on my truck. She leaned out her window and asked if her car was ok. How lazy can you get? Then, I am not kidding you. She asked me if my truck rolled back and hit her car. I told her it had automatic transmission and didn’t roll back. Yikes.