Several years ago I decided that I wanted to join a bowling league. And, surprise surprise, I qualified for a 50+ co-ed league. Bowling is a team (or should I say “tame”) sport that accommodates all skill levels because of the handicap points system.
Over the years, I’ve had some extremely fun times at the bowling alley. I thought I’d share a few examples with you.
When you bowl three strikes in a row, it’s called a turkey. When a gal teammate accomplished this, I was so excited, I gave her a big hug. A guy on the other team witnessed this. Now, whenever he gets a turkey, he also expects a hug. (Fortunately, this is a very rare event…)
To help another gal on my team improve her ball release, I told her “Keep your hand straight like you are reaching down the alley to touch Jesus.” She picked up a spare and told me, “Thanks, Val. I found Jesus.” We were all praising Jesus for the rest of the game.
The fun extends outside the bowling alley. I recently visited my cardiologist. After running some tests, we had this conversation.
“You are the healthiest person here, how do you do it?” Dr. L said.
I sat up a bit straighter. “Well, I rarely eat meat. And for exercise, I walk often and bowl twice a week.”
After she finished laughing, she said, “You are the only person I’ve ever heard say that bowling is a form of exercise.”
I’ve met some great folks over the years in my bowling league. Some bowlers are grouchy and I try my best to get them to lighten up. After all, bowling might not be exercise for your body, but it is entertaining for your soul.
