I drove through a neighborhood yesterday and saw this lady in red. It was raining and I thought, “What is she doing outside? It is freezing.” I was concerned enough to pull over. Good grief, she’s a mannequin. Pretty weird Christmas decoration, but it’s funny.
On the same trip, I saw a landscaping truck with a sign that also caught my eye. It read Le Perv Landscaping. Honestly, was that the best choice they had when naming their company?
And last but not least, a song by Hozier has been bugging me. It’s not a new release, but I hadn’t heard it before. Check out these lyrics to “Work Song.”
When my time comes around
Lay me gently in the cold dark earth
No grave can hold my body down
I’ll crawl home to her
What do you think: is that beautiful or creepy?
